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09.06.2025 07:05
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
—
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
New Study Finds 1 Promising Way To Keep Colon Cancer From Returning - HuffPost
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Research roundup: Ping-pong bots, the genetic key for ginger cats, and more - Ars Technica
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Why Cutting Carbs Usually Backfires—and What to Do Instead - EatingWell
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Scientists are experimenting with a completely new approach to combat human aging - Earth.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks